Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

where wally? wallys a myth.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Leave her alone...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Obama

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

neil patrick harris

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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