Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What's up brah brah

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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