What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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#Hanging Degus

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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