- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Seth stock has a large penis

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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