- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

A man walks into a bar.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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