If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Jews

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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