- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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