- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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