Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What's 4+7 47

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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