A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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