What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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why do you care?

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What's 9+10? 19

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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