- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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That's not what she said.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

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