- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

whats black? a black man

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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