- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Dani barton= lovely

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

crap!!

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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