rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Jews

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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