- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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