- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Your time.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

ugh good riddance

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Mitt Romney penis

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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