- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Your time.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

ugh good riddance

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Mitt Romney penis

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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