Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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