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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

a horse walks into a blender ow

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Bean.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Woman's rights

Women's rights.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.