What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

pickle juice?

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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