A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

where wally? wallys a myth.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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