- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Womens rights.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place