Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Lil' Wayne

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An atheist walks into a church

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WNBA

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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