A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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im black

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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