Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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woman's rights

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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