why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

whats a dick a dick

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

wanna here an anti joke scroll down

you know whats funny the letter Q

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

i can't stand cripple jokes

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Does this napkin chloroform?

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Anti Joke

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