- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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