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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

I pooped my pants

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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