- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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