Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Hi my name is Jim

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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