- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Ms. Smoot's class

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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