-Knock Knock -Come in!

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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crap!!

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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