- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

An English man walks into a pub.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

cancer

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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