- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

This is a joke setup.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

vbh

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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