how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

hey guys what's up?

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Obamacare haters

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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