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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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