what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

I am a n1gger.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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