this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why? Whats wrong?

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Welcome to die!

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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