Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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feces

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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