Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Women's rights

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Obama

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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