Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Mark Wilson

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Type 2 diabetics

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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