- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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