- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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