- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

An English man walks into a pub.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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