- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

hi

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

hi

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken