What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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