- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

we all know sammi has a penis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Billy Cundiff.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

whats 2+2? 4

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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