What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Anti Joke

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