What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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A whale's vagina

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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