why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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