- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A women president

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

God wrote this joke.................................

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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