Your Mom.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Straight men can be bronies.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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