whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Woman's rights

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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