your moms my other ride

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

So. The gays. ...

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Knock Knock Not Yet

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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