what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

knock knock Come in!!!

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats an Anti Joke

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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