Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Snausages.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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