- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

pickle juice?

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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