- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Get on your knees Ho

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

you and your family will die tonight

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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