Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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knock, knock. come in.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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