Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Netflix and chill

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

God is real

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

oooh look a banshee

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

once upon a time there was a boy

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Fiats

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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