What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Dogs in my home.

An English man walks into a pub.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Women Sports.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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