- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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