- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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