- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Mitt Romney.

The game!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11