- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

where are you?

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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