A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

full house

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

An English man walks into a pub.

What's up brah brah

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

You are Nerochan right?

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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